@ DAN-isms.com What do you get when you have an ass (be-donk-a-donk) that is so ridiculous that it must be classed as re-donk-u-lous? You get ‘Be-donk-u-lous’, and that is the kind of ass that Maria has. Somehow the latin lords of good genes gave Maria a slamming body yet also graced her with an ass that you could bounce a coin off of. Well here she is showing that it’s no accident she looks this way, working it in a photoshoot for Shape magazine.
Love magazine is somewhere between awesome and complete fail, I can't tell. Since Kim Kardashian did her shoot for them the fading starlet brigade has been hitting it hard, ok some recently famous people as well but mainly B-listers. I don't know which of those camps Nicole Scherzinger - previous pussycat doll - falls into. There was a point in time where she was the kind of hot you couldn't touch but she's been out of the public eye in a serious way for a long time now, could this be her come back or just a flash in the pan? Gallery below:
Marina Nery is a new export from Brazil who recently did a shoot for Vogue. Her face is amazing, she looks like an anime drawing with those big catlike eyes. I can barely believe that she’s a real person but there are some things you just can’t photoshop and I happen to think that Marina is one of them.
Kat was very popular in her last appearance (see here) so I thought why not let her bedazzle again? Here she is in another 138 Water promo showing us why this is the season to be jolly. Or something like that.
Jillian was playboys 2008 model of the year and a former WWE Diva, for reasons that should be pretty obvious from these pics as to why. Let’s just from all the pics that went up today of her these ones stood out in the crowd.
Anyone who watches The Arrow will have noticed Katie Cassidy. Personally I spend a lot of episodes wondering if Katie's chin can be used as a deadly weapon, oddly you can't notice her chin at all in these bikini pics but that may be because I'm incredibly distracted by everything else that is happening in the pics.
I think I’ve missed a very important part of Christmas that I didn’t notice before, Christmas is the new halloween. Halloween up until now has always been my sacred holiday event followed by valentines because if you can’t make either of those holidays about sex and snuggles you are seriously doing your holidays wrong. Lo and behold though, Maitland Ward is seriously changing my mind about the virtues of Christmas. Hmmm if my other half dressed like this, a tree wouldn’t be the only thing erected each Christmas (*ba-doom-sch*).
Until last week or so I’d never heard of Charli but apparently she’s been appearing on celeb blogs for a while (go figure). Well I’ve seen her three times in a week now which means that either she’s doing something new with her career or she’s become magnificent at pushing herself onto the paps. Either way, I’m not complaining.
It's Chrissssstmas time which means awkward family social encounters and even more awkward giving and recieving of things you never wanted or needed but must appear thrilled to recieve. Ahhh that yuletide spirit... what the hell is a yuletide? Does anyone even know?
On a more pleasant note hot-lady-celebs have given us exactly the gift we all want, which is to be allowed to look at them in a collection of snaps reminding us of all the ways the are genetically superior to us. Wait, I'm not sure feeling genetically inferior is absolutely what I want for Christmas this year...
Screw it, can't be more awkward than recieving more socks.
This weeks pics include: Abigail Ratchford, Alyssa Barabara, Alyssa Miller, Ashley Benson, Aubrey O'Day, Candice Swanepoel, Daniela Lopez, Doutzen Kroes, Emily Ratajkowski, Izabel Goulart, Jocelyn Chew, Kelly Brook, Lady Gaga, Luci Ford, Martha Hunt, McKayla Maroney, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Nina Agdal, and Rosie Huntington Whiteley. Pics below!
I watch Hart of Dixie - there, I said it. I was romantically involved (in my head) with Rachel Bilson when she was on The OC so now when I found out that she was in a new show I signed on instantly. Well apparently the new season of Hart is back on because pictures of her in a bikini and bro popped up all over this place this morning, here are some of the better ones.
Candice is doing what she does best which is dress in not much and providing us with the most amazing gift she can, letting us looking at her. This is an interesting shoot because normally in these they photoshop out the models nips which I think is creepy and wierd and not at all the most brilliant way to sell a product that emphasises female anatomy. Anyway, as always she’s delish - enjoy.
I have a particular weakness, I like ladies of color. I'm pretty sure on a basic evolutionary level my DNA is aware that way too many white people in my genetic history procreated and that the best way to improve my offspring's future geneology is to include some DNA that does better in the Australian sun.
Anyway short version, I swoon for people like Naomi.
Gigi is a Parisian model that has fresh-faced kind of beautiful that you just a can't fake. The recent celebgate/the fappening fiasco helped put her on the map as she was one of the leaks and until that leak I'd never heard of before - well I've seen plenty of her on celeb sites since.
Demi Lovato recently did a shoot for Alure magazine and I gotta say she's doing an outstanding job of projecting the likeness of an Australian Cockatoo - a hot cockatoo, a dead-sexy cockatoo - but still a cockatoo.
Don't get me wrong I think the true sign that you are ridiculously good looking is when you get a hair cut that would make any normal human being get ridiculed in the street, instead has people look at you and still go 'damn... you're fine'.
So last week at the afterparty for the Victoria's Secret Fashion show Candice wore a piece that was just breathtaking (gallery below). This week Charli and Daphne were seen wearing two very similar pieces. So who do you think wore it better? Galleries below:
Natalie. Good God... Natalie. Between Game of Thrones' Natalie Dormer The Walking Dead's Lauren Cohen, it's amazing I get anywork done. When either of them appear on the screen I tend to forget everything else that is happening, blush profusely and mumble "Yer pretteh..." to myself - well until my girlfriend notices and then I snap out of it and try and act normal by slapping myself in the face repeatedly.
Imagine Lauren and Natalie kissing...
I'll be back in 15 minutes.
Everyone I know who's seen Gone Girl is going bonkers for it, something to do with amazing script, great acting, wonderful direction er... but what no one told me was that it a) features Emily and that b) she bangs Ben Affleck in the movie.
Oops. Sorry, 'made love' to Benny boy.
While I haven't seen the movie I was delighted to see these NSFW gifs of Emily float out onto the web:
If you're a BattleStar Galactica nut then your going to know who Tricia Helfer and Katee Sackoff are. Personally it is one of the only series I have watched more than once and am looking forward to watching it again in the future, and a big part of that is attached to the fact that Tricia and Katee are just amazing actresses. I know this section of the site normally focuses on the fact that people are hot, but these two ladies are more than just hot, they are seriously bad-ass. If you haven't seen BG, go watch it.
In the meantime, go check some of the pics of their upcoming calendar below:
Isabeli Fontana is the latest model to show up the very fashionable site of UK’s Love magazine, as part of the fine institution’s annual Advent Calendar of sexy models leading into the holidays. It’s been a good year so far, with Lizzy Jagger swinging for Christmas, plus hot turns from the likes ofSuki Waterhouse and Kendall Jenner. Isabeli’s turn is particularly impressive, though, since it looks like she’s really set to celebrate Festivus this year–at least, judging from that pole that she’s dancing on so delicately… Want to stay up to date on all the latest hot
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I have no idea what nationality Claudia is, Tomali Tuckus just worked for me as a title. I never understand how the Kardashian's essentially walk around with camera's shoved up their proverbials and someone like Clausia only ends up on celebrity blogs.
See, now pictures like this are exactly why I love Ana Braga so much. Because normally, I hate seeing hotties waste a perfectly good trip to the beach by wearing a swimsuit instead of a bikini. But somehow, this Brazilian beach babe even manages to turn a one-piece into a recipe for an instant pants fire. Now that’s seriously impressive. Enjoy.