C'mon. That title practically wrote itself.
Demi Lovato recently did a shoot for Alure magazine and I gotta say she's doing an outstanding job of projecting the likeness of an Australian Cockatoo - a hot cockatoo, a dead-sexy cockatoo - but still a cockatoo.
Don't get me wrong I think the true sign that you are ridiculously good looking is when you get a hair cut that would make any normal human being get ridiculed in the street, instead has people look at you and still go 'damn... you're fine'.
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