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Candice Swanepoel knows how to pimp lingerie


I'm certain somewhere there is scientific evidence that Candice Swanpoel could sell ice to Eskimos. Like she'd smile at them and say something like 'I have this amazing new product' and the all the Eskimos would smile broadly and be all like 'please... tell me more!' and suddenly they're paying for a granny flat extension for reasons beyond rational understanding out of a resource they are already surrounded by.

Fortunately she sells lingerie instead.  Mind you, all these Eskimos and I still can't figure out how to wear these g-strings...

*wears g-string as eyepath*  "In think I've got it fella's!"

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